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12.06.2025 12:17
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
No, not a chance
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
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No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
So they tried
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
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Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read